This city fucking rules. I love the people, I love how they speak English, I love how I can drink legally, I love the soccer team, I love the buildings and I love being here.

I’ve never been somewhere with so many pretty girls on bikes.

I learned that the prettiest girls can be found in parks and museums, not bars.

Amsterdam can be as calm or as wild as you want it to be; it’s like a choose your own adventure book.

I’ve been to the Van Gogh museum and seen priceless works of art and the Red Light District and seen very cheap women.

I have walked a ton and drank a lot of beer. Both the walking and beer are better here than at home.

Tomorrow we bike to Haarlem. Adventure time, let’s go!