1. I’m going to spend my week reading Dave Eggars, Charles Bukowski and Best American Travel Writing.

2. I’m going to struggle over a 1000 word French essay, pseudo-intellectual journalism articles and Brad’s Nightly BS

3. I’m going to leisurely drive to my preferred destination.

4. I’m going to finally have that ham and cheese crepe I’ve been wanting.

5. I’m going to speed down side roads with 5 minutes until 8 o’clock.

6. This week is going to be busy and I’m going to need sleep.

7. This week is going to be leisurely, beneficial and educational.

8. I’m going to drink too much coffee.

9. I’m going to stay up late and…

10a. …get up early

10b. …get up late

Fiction: 1, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10b

Reality: 2, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10a