Planned Sequels
to Nicolas Cage’s
Upcoming Film
Bangkok Dangerous.BY BENJAMIN SARLIN
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Cape Town Dangerous-er
Moscow Depressing
Tbilisi Unpronounceable
Miami Leathery
Tokyo Crowded
Boston Unable to Conceal Inferiority Complex Over New York
London Expensive
Los Angeles Nice to Visit but You Wouldn’t Really Want to Live There
Newark Unpleasant
Baghdad Just Ridiculously Dangerous
Nicolas Cage Unwatchable Shell of Former Self
